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Magic Michael Markham, the infamous Pasco Windshield Cowboy.
Who wouldn't aspire to jump from the lofty heights of a ' illegitimate' bankruptcy practice to... wait for it... a watermelon farmer? Oh, the razzle-dazzle! This daring leap—one that Magic Mikey hasn't quite mastered yet, you know an honest living.
When he's not gallantly pillaging and creating forged documents; our hero, Magic Mikey, is... teaching canaries how to sing.
In the sacred hallways of justice, Magic Mikey has lovingly nicknamed the Honorable McEwen “Judge Judy'. Oh, your honor! But Magic Mikey, ever the charmer, claims Judge McEwen has a blessed quill just for him—one that'll sign anything he slides under her pen. In the Cathedral of Federal Court, she's created a bankruptcy Judas, who now thinks he’s an apostle.
Magic Mikey openly boasts about his legal malfeasances! The magician sits in Judge McEwen’s courtroom trolling for work, (guaranteed winner according to the Windshield Cowboy) because the case is before this particular Justice. Magic Mikey readily confesses that his deception and sleight of hand never worked in Judge Colton’s or Judge Williamson’s court rooms, those judges followed the law.
Magic Mikey created a stipulation transferring 68 properties alone. A claim that properties transferred through a phantasmal stipulation. Buddy Ford testifies that he never agreed, nor had the power to decree such a miracle stipulation. Magic Mikeys hocus-pocus fabricating documents alone, while receiving divine favor from Judge McEwen. I feel like the wayward children of Israel questioning Moses morality, how dare I? Judge McEwen changes and rewrites history without facts, through Federal Court orders. The only question now is will Judge McEwen’s orders fall like the walls of Jericho or will Justice never prevail?
Judge McEwens subjective morality reminds me of the old Groucho Marx line “do you want to believe me or your eyes”. The Dishonorable Judge McEwen allows motions in her courtroom to be filed with unsigned settlement agreements and stipulations. The only document signed in this fiasco was Judge McEwen’s orders! Like Catherine of Aragon who was dismissed from the Kings Court….Judge Catherine Peek McEwen sine qua non, dismissed from Federal Court.
As the curtain falls on Magic Mikey’s grand finale, the rabbit comes out of the hat. Ta-Da! Fraud on the court by Magic Mikey. Wallah! Judge McEwen's orders….Such a rule-follower, that one.!